Snapchat is gonna make me get a ticket

"sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg) 11/22/2017 at 10:19 • Filed to: None

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No, not for distracted driving, and no, not for trying to hit v-max with the Speed filter.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 11/22/2017 at 10:26

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Is it because you’re a supervillain?

Ash78, voting early and often > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 11/22/2017 at 10:28

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Nowotos, I already told you to fix that damned plate!

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/22/2017 at 10:32

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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 11/22/2017 at 10:45

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solomon_Grundy_(comics)

Textured Soy Protein > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 11/22/2017 at 11:05

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E92M3 > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 11/22/2017 at 11:14

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When someone says they’re on snapchat. This is what I think they’re doing.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > E92M3 11/22/2017 at 12:30

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Those tongues don’t look right.

Poor_Sh > E92M3 11/22/2017 at 13:14

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Oh look, 95% of the pictures I see on dating sites/apps now. Maybe I’m just not a dog person?

AestheticsInMotion > Poor_Sh 11/22/2017 at 13:54

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“I probably swiped right for your dog”

Poor_Sh > AestheticsInMotion 11/22/2017 at 14:13

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“If my dog doesn’t like you, I won’t like you.”

Also the whole, “Beards, trucks, and dogs.” movement. Why not scruff, sports cars, and a lack of a desire to be responsible for another living being?

AestheticsInMotion > Poor_Sh 11/22/2017 at 17:43

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I recently found a girl who mentioned her love for old turbo Volvo’s. Don’t give up

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > E92M3 11/25/2017 at 11:56

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usually with more cleavage involved

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 11/25/2017 at 11:58

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i feel like at the most a cop would just make you flip it right side up on the side of the road

xc90v8/I4 :( > AestheticsInMotion 11/27/2017 at 19:15

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Are you willing to share?

AestheticsInMotion > xc90v8/I4 :( 11/27/2017 at 19:30

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She has two old boxy sedans, and a v70 t5 that’s being turned into an r. Plenty to go around! Two of them are even manual...

xc90v8/I4 :( > AestheticsInMotion 11/28/2017 at 17:57

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I was talking about the girl. But yeah I’m more into boxy volvos than cars anyways.